From conversational Chinese via bad art to early jurassic period prosauropod dinosaur remains in one small leap: life seems to be always thus here in Kunming.
[1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yunnanosaurus
[2] http://www.toptrip.cc/destination/spot/yn_lufeng.htm
[Animatronics thanks to Paul Hider - Kunming friend, classmate and resident, blogger and science fiction nut]